Simpatico

Ablation: is Qloo load-bearing?

The same screen, four ways: the full model; the same LLM ranking the same universe from general knowledge alone; Qloo without the cross-domain metric; and Qloo with one-way affinity only. If Simpatico worked the same without Qloo, it would be the wrong product.

Last run 2026-10-27 13:14 UTC · LLM: claude-opus-5-5

Shortlist rankings, four ways

VariantKendall τ vs FullTop-5 overlapVerdict flipsFame bias ρ
Full (Qloo, six metrics)
Poppi › Chobani › Celsius › Partake Foods › Oatly
1.005/5none-0.35
No Qloo (LLM-only ranking)
Ranked on audience and taste overlap with Pepsi's portfolio. Mainstream-crossover beverages scored highest because they match Pepsi's soda, energy and hydration consumers: better-for-you soda, energy drinks and electrolytes (Gatorade adjacency). Next came salty snacks and bars that fit Doritos/Frito-Lay and Quaker shoppers, including Siete tortilla chips and breakfast and snack bars. Niche functional beverages and alcohol-adjacent drinks followed. Dairy, refrigerated, baking, confectionery and fresh-protein brands ranked lowest because their audiences and shopping channels overlap least. This ranking reflects general knowledge only; a few candidates already have parent companies, so actual deal availability should be checked separately.
Poppi › Celsius › Siete Family Foods › Liquid Death › Banza
-0.062/5none-0.38
Qloo minus cross-domain (m3)
m3 weight set to 0; the others renormalise.
Poppi › Chobani › Celsius › Partake Foods › Oatly
0.945/5Poppi: WATCH→PASS; Chobani: WATCH→PASS-0.38
Qloo minus two-way (forward affinity only)
m1 = forward affinity a; AUDIENCE_ONE_SIDED cannot fire.
Poppi › Chobani › Celsius › Partake Foods › Oatly
1.005/5none-0.35

Fame bias = Spearman correlation between a ranking and Qloo popularity (1 = ranked purely by how famous the brand is). The LLM-only variant uses the same model with no Qloo data; it can’t give white space, demographics or momentum and can’t check its own claims.

Whole universe (29 brands): Qloo vs LLM-only

Kendall τ 0.04 · top-5 overlap 0/5 · fame bias: Qloo 0.17, LLM-only -0.07

Qloo forward affinity
  1. Chobani
  2. Bai
  3. Kind Snacks
  4. Dave's Killer Bread
  5. Liquid Death
  6. Califia Farms
  7. Celsius
  8. LILY's Sweets
  9. Partake Foods
  10. Poppi
LLM-only (general knowledge)
  1. Poppi(Qloo #10)
  2. Celsius(Qloo #7)
  3. Siete Family Foods(Qloo #20)
  4. Olipop(Qloo #26)
  5. Liquid I.V.(Qloo #23)
  6. Kind Snacks(Qloo #3)
  7. RX Bar(Qloo #11)
  8. Bai(Qloo #2)
  9. Spindrift Sparkling Water(Qloo #28)
  10. Zevia(Qloo #14)