Simpatico

Brand M&A · licensing · co-branding · VC theses

Every deal model has a spreadsheet for revenue. Nobody has one for whether the customers will get along.

Simpatico screens a universe of brands against a buyer’s audience using Qloo’s taste graph, computes six audience-fit metrics in code, has a bull and a bear agent argue each target while a code judge rejects any claim the evidence ledger doesn’t back, then writes the IC memo, updates the pipeline, drafts outreach for human approval and keeps watching. Without Qloo it refuses to score.

  • Qloo: connected
  • Mode: hybrid
  • Agents: claude-haiku-5-5 (ablation ranker claude-opus-5-5)
  • Recorded Qloo responses: 526

Showcase screens

M&A bolt-on

M&A bolt-on: better-for-you

A PepsiCo-style buyer screens 30 better-for-you food and beverage brands for an audience-fit bolt-on.

  1. 1. PoppiF 63.9Watch
  2. 2. ChobaniF 62.8Watch
  3. 3. CelsiusF 59.4Pass

Recorded 2026-10-27 from Qloo responses kept in the private server-side cache.

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Licensing / co-brand

Licensing / co-brand: sports x streetwear

The Los Angeles Dodgers pick an apparel and streetwear collaboration partner from 26 labels (illustrative only).

  1. 1. Mitchell & NessF 68.0Advance
  2. 2. NikeF 66.0Watch
  3. 3. New Era CapF 65.9Watch

Recorded 2026-10-27 from Qloo responses kept in the private server-side cache.

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VC thesis

VC thesis: run-club culture

A consumer fund screens emerging brands against a "run-club culture" audience seeded by HOKA, On, Tracksmith and Athletic Brewing.

  1. 1. JanjiF 68.5Advance
  2. 2. VuoriF 68.0Advance
  3. 3. StravaF 66.0Watch

Recorded 2026-10-27 from Qloo responses kept in the private server-side cache.

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Recent screens

ScreenDeal typeStatusStarted
Red Bull sneaker collaboration (discovery)Licensing / co-branddoneOct 27, 02:26 PM UTC
Bulls streetwear collaborationLicensing / co-branddoneOct 27, 01:23 PM UTC
Starbucks coffee and drinks bolt-onM&A bolt-ondoneOct 27, 01:13 PM UTC
Run-club culture thesis screenVC thesisdoneOct 27, 01:11 PM UTC
Dodgers streetwear collaboration screenLicensing / co-branddoneOct 27, 01:10 PM UTC
Better-for-you bolt-on screenM&A bolt-ondoneOct 27, 01:09 PM UTC
Discovery test: drinks for PepsiM&A bolt-ondoneOct 23, 10:01 PM UTC