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M&A bolt-on · showcase

Better-for-you bolt-on screen

Buyer audience: Pepsi + Doritos + Gatorade + Quaker Oats Company (parent: PepsiCo, Inc.) · started Oct 23, 09:49 PM UTC · Qloo calls: 0 live, 170 from cache

PipelineAblation

Replayed from Qloo responses recorded in the private server-side cache. “Re-run live” re-queries Qloo.

Screened
29
Analysed
10
Verdicts
8 pass, 2 watch
Claims judged
0 kept, 0 rejected
Outreach drafts
0 awaiting approval

Ranked shortlist

#TargetFVerdictm1m2m3m4m5m6Coverage
1Bai
Part of another group: Keurig Dr Pepper Inc.
65.2Watch0.780.260.830.720.68–90%
2Chobani
Independent
64.0Watch0.790.280.820.630.67–90%
3Poppi
Owned by the buyer's parent: PepsiCo, Inc. · pinned
61.9Pass0.63–0.810.540.42–70%
4Celsius
Independent
57.7Pass0.650.260.820.530.69–90%
5Kind Snacks
Part of another group: Mars, Incorporated
56.3Pass0.740.210.810.600.30–90%
6Liquid Death
Owner unknown
53.4Pass0.660.230.810.590.26–90%
7LILY's Sweets
Part of another group: The Hershey Company
52.2Pass0.640.190.820.680.15–90%
8Califia Farms
Owner unknown
51.4Pass0.660.250.810.460.24–90%
9Siete Family Foods
Owner unknown · pinned
47.1Pass0.600.160.820.500.14–90%
10Dave's Killer Bread
Part of another group: Flowers Foods
44.5Pass0.670.190.800.130.23–90%

m1 two-way affinity · m2 taste overlap · m3 cross-domain agreement · m4 demographics · m5 geographic footprint · m6 momentum. “–” = Qloo could not measure it; it drops out of F rather than counting as zero.

Number check passed: 32 number(s), all in the evidence ledger.Written from the ledger template

Better-for-you bolt-on screen

Buyer audience: Pepsi + Doritos + Gatorade + Quaker Oats Company. Run 2026-10-23; momentum window to 2026-10-23.

#TargetFVerdictCoverage
1Bai65.2WATCH90%
2Chobani64.0WATCH90%
3Poppi61.9PASS70%
4Celsius57.7PASS90%
5Kind Snacks56.3PASS90%
6Liquid Death53.4PASS90%
7LILY's Sweets52.2PASS90%
8Califia Farms51.4PASS90%
9Siete Family Foods47.1PASS90%
10Dave's Killer Bread44.5PASS90%
Whole universe: stage-1 screen (29 brands)

One Qloo rank call scores every candidate for the buyer’s audience (forward affinity). The top 8 plus pinned brands get the full analysis.

#BrandForward affinityQloo popularityOwnershipAnalysed
1Chobani0.810.93Independentyes
2Bai0.800.84Part of another groupyes
3Kind Snacks0.760.91Part of another groupyes
4Dave's Killer Bread0.680.84Part of another groupyes
5Liquid Death0.670.92Owner unknownyes
6Califia Farms0.670.91Owner unknownyes
7Celsius0.660.73Independentyes
8LILY's Sweets0.650.85Part of another groupyes
9Partake Foods0.640.66Owner unknown
10Poppi0.630.00Owned by the buyer's parentyes
11RX Bar0.630.92Part of another group
12Oatly0.630.94Independent
13Banza0.630.88Owner unknown
14Zevia0.630.83Independent
15GT's Kombucha0.620.88Independent
16Simple Mills0.610.86Owner unknown
17Health-ade Kombucha0.610.85Owner unknown
18Athletic Brewing Co0.610.75Owner unknown
19Perfect Bar0.610.88Part of another group
20Siete Family Foods0.610.92Owner unknownyes
21Primal Kitchen0.610.95Part of another group
22Vital Farms0.600.75Independent
23Liquid I.V.0.600.92Part of another group
24Recess0.600.81Owner unknown
25Magic Spoon0.600.93Owner unknown
26Olipop0.590.75Owner unknown
27Hu Kitchen0.580.86Part of another group
28Spindrift Sparkling Water0.560.79Owner unknown
29Mid-Day Squares0.540.62Owner unknown

Not in Qloo’s brand catalogue: LesserEvil.

Momentum window: 24 weeks to 2026-10-23, relative to a cohort of 14 brands.

Run log
  1. Resolving 34 name(s) against Qloo's brand catalogue...
  2. 2 name(s) are ambiguous in Qloo. Confirm them to continue.
  3. Confirmed 2 name(s), dropped 0.
  4. Resolving 32 name(s) against Qloo's brand catalogue...
  5. Buyer signal: Pepsi + Doritos + Gatorade + Quaker Oats Company (parent: PepsiCo, Inc.). Universe: 29 brands; not in Qloo: LesserEvil.
  6. Ranking 29 brands against the buyer's audience...
  7. Shortlisted 10: Chobani, Bai, Kind Snacks, Dave's Killer Bread, Liquid Death, Califia Farms, Celsius, LILY's Sweets, Poppi, Siete Family Foods. Already owned by PepsiCo, Inc.: Poppi.
  8. Analysing 10 target(s) on six audience metrics (asking Qloo ~98 questions)...
  9. Qloo evidence in for Dave's Killer Bread (1/10).
  10. Qloo evidence in for Chobani (2/10).
  11. Qloo evidence in for Bai (3/10).
  12. Qloo evidence in for Liquid Death (5/10).
  13. Qloo evidence in for Kind Snacks (4/10).
  14. Qloo evidence in for Califia Farms (6/10).
  15. Qloo evidence in for Celsius (7/10).
  16. Qloo evidence in for LILY's Sweets (8/10).
  17. Qloo evidence in for Siete Family Foods (9/10).
  18. Qloo evidence in for Poppi (10/10).
  19. Analysed Liquid Death (1/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  20. Analysed Chobani (2/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  21. Analysed Bai (3/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  22. Analysed Dave's Killer Bread (4/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  23. Analysed Poppi (6/10): 4/6 metrics measured.
  24. Analysed Kind Snacks (5/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  25. Analysed Califia Farms (7/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  26. Analysed Celsius (8/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  27. Analysed LILY's Sweets (9/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  28. Analysed Siete Family Foods (10/10): 5/6 metrics measured.
  29. Scoring in code: composite, coverage, red flags...
  30. Scored 10 target(s): 2 WATCH, 8 PASS (before debate).
  31. No LLM is configured, so the bull/bear debate was skipped. Verdicts come from the code rules alone (no mitigations).
  32. Writing 2 IC memo(s); every number is checked against the ledger...
  33. Memo for Bai: 11 numbers checked, all in the ledger.
  34. Memo for Chobani: 11 numbers checked, all in the ledger.
  35. Acting: pipeline board, outreach drafts (human approval required), monitor registration...
  36. Pinned 137 Qloo responses for replay of this showcase scenario (private server-side cache).
  37. Pipeline updated for 10 target(s); 0 outreach draft(s) waiting for approval.
  38. Done: 2 WATCH, 8 PASS.